yikes.

things i've seen in new york that i've never wanted to


.a very old woman blowing her nose into her hand in the bronx, then continuing to shake the long long snot from her hand.
.a very, VERY angry chinese woman.
.a large rat. i was sitting on my front porch talking to william and i saw a rat run from under one car to another and then back. no thank you.
.a person ask my roommate for a 20 dollar bill. "for crack cocaine."


thug like things i've seen in new york and loved every second of it.


.a man with a match stick in his mouth instead of a toothpick.
.a man with a LEGIT limp.
.a very large, very scary man on the subway with a boombox playing the loudest dirtiest music for the whole train to listen to.
.a man on the subway playing a flute. another guy jumped in and bumped him and the flutest yelled "HEY watch it!" then calmed down and said "sorry man, come on in." and continued to play.


this place is unreal, i see the weirdest, funniest things all day long. i'm sure i'll have more to write later.