do me a favor.

and write a blog about how you think it is dumb/weird/annoying/pointless that i'm vegetarian. you should make sure its really long with a lot of pictures. get everything out that you would want to tell me. include insults/jabs/jokes/sassiness. after you write it and post it, tell me about it and i'll pretend to read it. then do me another favor and never say any of those things to me again. it would be greatly appreciated and it would improve our friendship. you're the greatest.
love aj.