never a normal day

at the knicks game, we saw a girl dancing on top of a horizontal pole...



then there was some man painted white in columbus circle. he was posing and trying not to blink or smile or anything and he was just gazing into my eyes trying not to laugh while i was taking a pic, wow.



i also saw a woman just doin her thing in central park. you should have seen her, she was totally jiving, but i missed it.
the darndest things happen here.

on the way home from the airport this morning we saw a van turn left in front of a taxi and he slowed down and told the taxi driver to reverse a little bit or else he'd hit his car and the taxi driver got mad and said no, so the van just pulled forward and hit the taxi's front right side of the car and the taxi driver just sat there stunned and then they both just drove off.
so weird.

tagged.

10 years ago: i was ten. in fifth grade best friends with addie and had the biggest crush on jordan boyle, who is now married.


5 years ago: i was in 9th grade. best friends with lyndsi, jessie, bryson, alex and justin. chillin at hillcrest.

5 months ago: i was dating will and working at journeys kids. just found out i got accepted to two colleges including one in new york that no one had ever heard of...

5 things on my to do list today:
1) go to work
2) take clothes back to american apparel and urban
3) wait for my groceries to be delivered
4) eat everything that gets delivered
5) hopefully go to bed early.

5 Snacks I enjoy:
1) granola bars
2) M&Ms
3) Chips and salsa
4) snickers............
5) um chocolate??

5 things I would do if I were suddenly a billionaire:
1) pay off dads house so he wont sell it.
2) pay off katie's house.
3) give a large sum to my gran.
4) pay off all my and my sisters school debt (....)
5) put the rest in money market so i can easily get to it....

5 of my bad habits:
1) procrastinating.
2) eating too much. and too much candy.
3) leading people on..................................
4) being sassy and sarcastic.
5) talking about myself too much. sad.

5 places I have lived:
1) aryshire
2) edindrew
3) harlem
4) queens
5) manhattan

5 jobs I have had:
1) orange julius....
2) naborhood bakery
3) big five!
4) journeys kidzz
5) Personal Ass.

5 things people don't know about me:
1) i have a wall up.
2) i often think about how good of a reality show my life would make.
3) i'm scared i'll never want to get married.
4) i just fell in love at first sight when the guy who dropped off my groceries. and i think he feels the same way.
5) i appear very calm when i'm nervous

5 people I tag:
emma....kalie....sam....dave...doctor?

being someone's puppet.

go do this for me.
hurry we dont have all the time in the world.
you should be there by now.
hurry back, you have stuff to do here.
did you get it? i dont like it. can you return it? no cash back? um. i wish you would have told me that.
sort this out.
throw this away.
fax this for me.
print two copies.
no you DONT have to do it one at a time. i would have told you that if i knew you didn't know. that would take all day.
you've been waiting for ten minutes? well this would have been the smart thing to do...
actually you got here at 9:45 today. well it was 9:50 but you said you waited downstairs for five minutes. so write it down accurately because i pay accurately.
pick that up for me.
fine.
fine.
fine.
fine.



i can NOT.
take it anymore.

my time spent here is becoming so good to me.

after my birthday party at my house, dan, dave, and i went to a party in brooklyn. we decided to see who could get a kiss first. turns out dan and i won........like two minutes before dave kissed a drunk girl. we win. it was a fun night out. crazy party in brooklyn...

happy birthday to us.

one year ago.

i am not 12.

i had no idea that this is what i look like while on my bike.

"should i be embarrassed to put this picture on facebook?"
"........................................"

These are pictures taken from my roof.

this is central park today. so beautiful.

beautiful bod.

i got my bike last night.
i took it to a mexican man around the corner to put it together since dan and i couldn't figure it out and dad wasn't here.....
he did a great job of adjusting the seat and handle bars just right and he also put on my new basket and bell!! i was so happy and so eager to let it take me to school. i felt pretty good about it on the way, stopped to get a slurpee, and locked it up outside.
i guess i looked pretty sorry on the way back though. i was riding along the street just chllin when a man says "i like your bike."
"thanks! :)"
"buuuttt you need a helmet."
"heh...:)..:/....."
The law here is, you need a helmet if you're under 12 or something. then it's just recommended. buddy, even though i may look 12 on my 12 year olds bike, i am of legal age.
then a few minutes later i was really actually strugglin. i was riding through the park on what i thought would be a bike path but was actually a 2 lane road under construction which would be fine if you were driving but my wheels were getting caught in the grooves and i was bouncing around like a rag doll. so i decided to pull over and chill on the curb for a minute when someone drives by and says "you should ride on the sidewalk.....be careful..."


hmmmm THANK YOU.


so i did take his advice and got on the sidewalk, even though it was covered with tiny rocks aka loose gravel aka my enemy from last summer and the reason for the scars on the whole right side of by bod. as i was riding in fear, an old man drove by with his windows down going soo slow because of traffic and in his italian accent yelled out "you've got a beautiful body!"